One job I look forward to losing

I look forward to losing the job I have of looking at astrology charts each day in order to try to prepare myself and anticipate whatever the drooling psychopaths who believe in astrology are planning for the day.

See, they “believe” sooooo much in astrology that if the “bad thing” that they “forecast” doesn’t happen, they stage that it does happen to someone, either in reality or pantomime. Such fun, such “enlightened souls.”

So I really look forward to the time, either because I don’t have to do it anymore, or because I am no longer here, that I can go back to just glancing at the stars, planets and moon every once in a while and think no further of them.