Urgent message to Chinese government

I continue to think you are doing a fine and brave job with the recovery from the earthquake. There is something else that is related to the earthquake that you must urgently attend to and follow my advice.

You must appoint a Party member, one whose trustworthiness, academic intelligence, and lack of false sentimentality is unquestionable to oversee and do an audit of your entire panda program.

Over years of observation I have reason to believe that your entire panda program, both the overseas loan of pandas and their breeding, and your domestic program is infested with control by astrologers and others who use occult methods for profit and self aggrandizing. TRUST ME on this, I have been studying this for years and know them well. They use profane astrology and other cult beliefs to control the amount of donations that you get, the timing of reproduction of the pandas, their marketing and how donations are used. They are not doing this for bleeding heart or Chinese patriotic reasons, though many of them genuinely love the animals themselves. But they have contributed toward the ruining of your species survival program because they view the entire panda program as their personal playground.

These are not the kind type of astrologers that your grandparents might have known, who celebrate each year just for its natural meaning, and also do feng shui type of planning. These are people who if they they could find a market for it would now sell panda plush toys that come with play bricks to simulate the earthquake boulders falling on them. If they thought there was "money" involved or "karma" they would market those types of toys (bash the pandas) in a New York minute. These people are also strongly associated with the Tibetan politician the Dali Lama.

It is not a coincidence that the earthquake not only occurred so close to Woolong panda research, but also that they (despite personal bravery) were so poorly prepared for the disaster. Real scientists in charge of protecting the last stronghold of your patriotic and loved panda species would have planned for such a tragedy and had better facilities. But the donations and the priorities are set behind the scenes by new age puppeteers who have their own sentimental and money making and self glorification agenda. They are not protecting the pandas for the Chinese people; trust me. The pandas are just fuzzy cannon fodder in their crazy view of the world that is based on "karma" and "past lives" and other total crap.

So you need a Party member who you can be SURE is NOT infected by this type of belief to audit and oversee all decisions made by your panda units throughout your country and in your overseas loans. Good luck, because there are more of them in more places than you realize.