Say this: "I'm not a drug addled moron"

Wouldn't that feel good to say? This is for all the celebs and "recreational users," not the poor deranged who fall on drugs in their desperation.

Repeat after me, it feels good: "I am not a drug addled moron."

Try it, you'll like it and who knows? You might actually be happier, healthier and not go to hell when you die. Hmm.