Sunday, August 12, 2007

Part Two to Previous Post

Here is what demented perverts have done to love of the celestial bodies and seasons through use of "new age astrology."

Back then:
The moon was loved for providing light and a clock for those who worked in the fields to provide food.

Now:
The moon is used as an excuse to be capricious, to ignore suffering, to act out and blame a mental disorder, and to think of "moon" as yet another analogy for buttocks, since there's not enough thought about buttocks in society already.

Back then:
Uranus was a planet that could not even be seen before the invention of the telescope. So it just orbited out there, minding its own business, while society grew increasingly civilized, life spans grew longer and healthier, and the Lord came to earth as a little baby in Bethlehem.

Now:
Uranus is considered short hand for "anus."

Back then:

A bunch of stars that are not even actually close to each other, but appear so in the sky, look like a crab to some people. It has a significant placement in the sky for those who navigate and determine seasonal time.

Now:
People have polluted their environment and eat so much garbage, so much that the disease cancer is everywhere. Plus people live much longer than they ever did, so cancer has a chance to "catch up with them" more than when people died in their 40s, 50s, and 60s. So what do people do? Link the constellation called "cancer" with the disease called "cancer." Aren't people smart?

Need I say more?

I don't but I will. (I'm using the word 'but' as a conditional, by the way, not as a short hand for anus.) Woe, woe, woe upon people who have programmed large parts of people's innocent lives to be assigned to affliction according to astrological hubris. They have ruined the love of the seasons, the skies, the planetary bodies, and people's sanity and lives. I, and perhaps the astronomers who work at the Vatican, may be the only people standing who still feel and remember the beauty of what the celestial spheres was supposed to provide (the decorations of the universe, and the cradles of physical existence, and the provision of light in the darkness, not enlightenment, but physical light and knowledge, not wisdom.) Now whenever I look at a star chart, as I do daily, my joy in it is ruined, because all I am doing is anticipating the sins that people will commit because of the unclean spirits of fortune telling that they have surrendered their souls to.