Astrologers believe, though they deny it to the outside world, that you are born "gay" because of your astrology placements.
Thus, I guess we "conservative Christians" could band together, build a rocket ship, and send any of you to test this theory by putting you in orbit around the planet that "made you gay" and by keeping you in stationary orbit (a fixed point over the planet) so that the most "not gay" sign is behind the planet, you'd "poof!" no longer be gay.
Sound silly? Of course, but that's astrology, a steaming pile of crap that negates the loving context of both divine and human love in all its forms. Don't be a chump.