Thursday, December 27, 2007

The Big Pussy Investigation in SF

Looks like they measured the wall enclosing the tiger cage and instead of 20 feet it's 12 feet high. Hey, anyone can make a mistake. Numerologists would point out that 2+0 equals 2 and 1+2 equals 3 so numerologically speaking the wall was actually one foot higher than they thought, because 3 is a more active number than 2.

Also, anyone who works in a zoo, from top job to bottom cage sweeping is there because someone put in a word for them, whether they know it or not. It is brown and green patronage through and through. So you get people who can't measure. In my hometown highly paid zoo people let a newborn elephant baby drown (something that scarred the people of that city deeply) because they were too stupid to realize a baby cannot go into a deep adult pool. And they made sure to fence part of the pool so that the adult elephants could not go in any direction to save the baby. These are the morons who run zoos and other conservation centers. It's the brown and green patronage.

And now they have published the names of the victims. While doing a search, since the name rang a bell from my Indian lore days, I found a hilarious article by someone with the same name about being the hot stallion man of the house and how that's what women really want. If you want a giggle read this, from last year:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=398998&in_page_id=1879

The author writes about combative sex on the couch and calling her bad names.

Uh oh... I hope the visitors at the zoo were not trying to do that with the female tiger....
I know tigers pretty well and they hate being disrespected...!!!

I guess they should know if you are going to taunt and fondle a female tiger they ought to make sure she is knocked out on the operating table or something like that.