Jim Jones not enjoying hell flavored Kool Aid

No he's not enjoying it at all. The Qur'an describes the black burning fruit that the damned in hell are forced to eat, and his "hell Kool Aid" is most assuredly made of it. *have some more Kool Aid, we insist!*

L. Ron Hubbard's probably not enjoying his cake very much either, especially as his rear end is rammed onto one of those volcanos that he thought "Thetans" were released near, but any geology student knew those volcanos did not even exist during his sickening "history" time line. Satan, by the way, likes to "personalize" the hell experience, in ways that appropriate to the cultist's own imagination. *have some more cake, we insist!"