A friend of mine (the one who was afraid of the Rio Grande gorge bridge that I mentioned in a previous post) told me this joke years ago and I still giggle whenever I share it with someone else.
Two nuns are on vacation in Transylvania, driving in a rental car.
Suddenly a vampire drops down on the windshield of the car and is clawing, trying to get in.
The nun who is driving swerves left and right trying to shake the vampire off the car, but to no avail. In desperation the driving nun yells to the passenger nun:
"Show him your cross!!"
The passenger nun rolls down the window and yells at the vampire, "You son of a bitch, get the hell off of our car!!"
ha ha ha..... I love this joke :-)
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